boys,men

sometimes i am very curious about boys or men. curious as in not aboout the length or thickness of the penis. it's about when they go toilet,how do they pee. from what i see, some guys should go for penis allignment service or maybe go for plastic surgery for the urethral opening to make the hole bigger or sew it to make it smaller. many guys told me that they don't pee to the side of the toilet bowl but even if they do, they'll clean the mess up. er..the problem is: why can't aim properly and pee into the middle of the bowl? why side? ahem, since i am staying with 4 guys(in bbu) i notice something about my housemate whom i never talk to or care about.

this is where you should aim...

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but my housemate.....this is how he aim..

he just pee everywhere.sometimes i wonder if he pee onto the floor, so for the sake of my foot's hygiene problem, i'll always wear slippers into the toilet. arloo..you are not a dog, you don't have to pee like a dog. or do you think you are watering invisible plants on the side or fertilizing them?!? WTH~ and he doesn't wash it after pee. FUCK HIM!!! maybe he just need to adjust the allignment. not maybe, IS HE MUST ADJUST IT!!!!!! hmm...or he has a bend dick? i dunno..just guessing. hehe. eh..even if he has a bend dick, takkan not yet erection also can see it's bend? walao..so scary!!! imagine the thingy is small but bend..eeekkksss!!!!!! no wonder he can't aim properly~wahahahaha..(all these are just my imagination..^^..lalalalaa~)

and one more thing about guy, erm..for guys out there with long pubic hair. don't be proud of your pubic hair please. it's so disgusting to see guys' pubic hair on the toilet bowl. and why the pubic hair all also long long 'n curly curly wan ar? TRIM YOUR PUBIC HAIR LAR PWEEAASSSEEEE!!!!!! you know when to cut your hair but not knowing that your pubic hair needs to be neat too. imagine your girlfriend blow job for you, i bet she'll be eating many many strands of pubic hair instead of blowing job! EWWWW!!!! and girls too. cut it neat or shave it so that your pubic hair won't be poking out from your lovely panties or your cutey g-strings. imagine again if your boyfriend try to pull down your pants and see whole bunch of pubic hair poking out from the panties..AWWWWW!!! first impression will be "WTF!! i see jungle!!"