no more mcd please

this photo was taken about almost 2 weeks ago...


and this one was like last week??

and just now i had mcd for dinner..=.=

if i'm to jot down "numbers of visits to mcd in april"

i think the answer would be 20 times or maybe more than that...

and if i'm to jot down "numbers of visits to kfc in april"

i think it would be 10..

shiet man..seriously i'm going to die soon...it's either i die because of diabetes mellitus or i'll die because of heart attack due to too many fats surrounding my heart..

no more mcd and kfc for next month and the following month and the following following month..god please guide me to the correct pathhhhh~~

and i want to change the slogan of mcdonals for the next 3 months..



sorry mcd..i love you and hate you at the same time...but i know i'll love you after august...<3 <3

p/s: kelvin~~i didn't crop your watermark k?? it's still there!! and i'm not so lousy at cropping photos..=P

circumcised??

everytime my thoughts will go obscene abit when i think of anything. maybe i should involve myself in porn industry..LOL don't get me wrong..by that i mean it's either become the director or porn script writer...wahahah..not become the porn star myself coz i'm not qualified for it..
i'll force them to eat shit and drink pee!! LOL!!!! kidding..I'm not that disgusting okayyy..

it's so freaking hot in Malacca..i think the god of rain doesn't really like this place..so he seldom visit..

and so we, who are studying in mmu have to suffer this kinda stupid weather...
and when i was bathing, i keep thinking about our fellow malay friends who are wearing tudung.
how they wanna stand the heat to keep their hair inside the tudung under the hotzzz weather..it's worse than wearing a helmet man...
no offense but if I'm to wear tudung..i'd cut my hair bald..shiet..imagine the natural perfume you get from the hair when you take the tudung off...
reallyyyy no offense...ISA don't catch me because of what i said ok?? i'm just curious, not racist..

and so,again,my thoughts flow to another side..
i don't know how i got there but it just come to my mind - circumcised dicks =.=

i had friends who once told me "THEY are curious about none circumcised dicks you know.."
then i asked him "eh how do you know? but damn geli right still with the foreskin"
he just laugh..so i can roughly guess what happened before..
i think those dicks with foreskin will stink lor...i dunno lar..just my 2 cent
even if i see one..impossible that i wanna go and sniff it right? *faint*

haiyooooo..i feel that I'm so talented in porn stuff..shiet man..i should go and apply for job in porn companies instead of IT jobs -___-''

shitty post

it was 2 nights back that i couldn't sleep,i slept at almost 5 or is it almost 6am..

i feel like barfing but couldn't..the feeling is so shitty 'cause it's quite the same as you feeling shit in your bowels reaching your anus but u just couldn't shit.and hell shit i'm always sneezing(symptom of? guess you should know)

and there i was lying on the bed thinking about shit.which i have no idea why i'm thinking of shit.serious shit or u call it tahi..or "sai" in hokkien or "see" in cantonese or "dar bian" or "fern" in mandarin.

and somehow my thoughts turn obscene abit. if you're using firefox just press Ctrl+w or Alt+F4. underage kids are strictly not allowed to read this post.

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tadah~~the picture of fucking shitty japanese with their shit porn..it's so sickening man!!!

photo from http://www.scatbabes.com/

not that i visit those website. it's because i wanna get a shit porn photo and so i googled "japanese shit porn" and the website scatbabes.com is linked to www.scat-post.com.

then i was thinking who the hell would want to eat shit and then have sex?? fuck!! i ain't kissing that shitty lips!! pay me RM1 billion and i'll say this to you "go fuck urself!!"

and having shit on your face like it's some kind of mask..hellloo...shit can fertilize the ground but not the face!! fucking idiots...

even if you're trapped inside a place for 48 hours or 72 hours..will you eat your own shit?? omfg..i wouldn't man..I'd just drink my own pee..fuck..that's already very disgusting..
and imagine during that shittiest moment of your life you're having menstruation..zomfg..can't even drink your own pee!!! then all you can do is say "may god bless me~" or "namo amitabha~"
oh wait..why am i talking about this?? -___-

and ya..bet you're wondering why i know about shit porn. for those who know me you should know right..yea..i watch porn. each and every type of porn..erm..not really every type lar.

watched before: lesbian,gay(retarded muscular guys having sex..ewwww), sm, bondage, rape, normal porn, anal sex porn, gangbang, pregnant woman, bj for animals.whatever shittttttt but not child porn and shit porn and also those torture porn.

fucking retarded japanese!! *vomit my lungs and shit out* ewwwww...

and i actually keep thinking about shit that i fell asleep...ya what a night.. =.=

anyway, 24th of may guys..we'll be having a shitload of different shit..i mean booze.. XD

you should thank me for bringing you such a wonderful post. haha..kidding..and i'm wondering who the hell around me will have the fetish for shit porn. shiet..i feel so insecure..

random random

actually i wanna put the title as "mix parentage" but thought it's afterall not that relevant.

okay here it goes.

promise me that you won't sweat. thanks.

chinese dad with indian mum or indian dad with chinese mum produces: Chindian kids

indian dad with chindian mum or chindian dad with chinese mum produces: chin-double-dian kids (just like you. yes you!! P it's you!!)

chinese dad with chindian mum or chindian dad with chinese mum produces: double-chin-dian kids

HOLY CRAP!! _l_ *O* _l_ fuck you phoebe!! haha...okay sorry. i know it's lame and not funny.. i'm so sorry.amen..

and ya,it's chia poh who started the chin-double-dian thingy..blame her..

hot chicks

some people say it's weird for girls to check out other girls. guys might think you're a lesbian or they might think you have some brain problem. elo, it's so abnormal for a girl not to check out other girls ok? if a girl only likes to look at guys, it's either she's very horny or she's very very horny. that's the only 2 possibilities. (information from phoebe law's research center)

well, frankly speaking..i like to check out hot chicks more than looking at hot or cute guys. i have a big collection of leng lui photos. as in when i have the "oo..hot chick!!" thinking in my mind, i'll just right click on the photo and click save. ya..have almost 300 photos of some hot babes. irresistible,gorgeous,stunning,dazzling chicks!! and don't just focus on their boobs please! yalar..i like to see big boobs gals but i look at their faces too!! some are pretty some are cute..


sexy!!


woootss!!


saliva dripping...

natsuko tatsumi time!! SIZZLING HOT BABE!!

natsuko tatsumi!!! omg!!! i wanna bite her shoulder!! geez...i'm so horny man...


natsuko tatsumi..


don't smile to me like that!! and stop posing like that!! NO!!!! STOP IT~!!!!


can someone tell me how to get her contact??


if i'm a guy i'll tell her "hey baby,you're so sexy..and i wanna kiss you all over!!" i wish i could bite her lips..oh man.......

okay end of natsuko tatsumi photos..i'm gonna tfk with her photos..LOL!! just kidding...


okay lar..leah dizon time...or else someone will say leah dizon's so sexy and pretty also you don't post her photos...


yay!! she's da best!!


mmmm.....

end of leah dizon..actually i've got no fettish on her anymore..so..next!!


cute!


i like this chick.. i'm pretty sure she's natsuko tatsumi..so i don't like her!! i love herrrrrr!!


no idea why i like this photo much...


she's my desktop wallpaper for almost a month..


same goes to this...


korean chick...


ooo sexy mama~

haiyo..too many photos lar..very lazy to post =.=


-we're like romeo and juliet, fact leaves fate to find us-

random

suddenly feel like writing something....lol...

don't sweat please..

english educated chinese are called bananas...

english educated indians are called mangosteen...

chinese educated ang mohs are called garlics..the skin is white color..after peel it off inside is yellow..i know it's quite impossible for an ang moh not to know how to speak english lar..

chinese educated negro are called erm...dunno what fruit is black on the outside but yellowish on the inside..can someone help me to figure it out??

english educated malays are called what?? hmm...i'll think of a fruit to describe them...

dunno what crap i'm trying to say..just a random post..sorry if i make you sweat... -_-''

kay ell

went to kl on friday morning with pradeep. arrived in mid valley for brunch and after that shopping time..didn't shop much cause no money >.<
went to 1 utama after fetching pradeep home and after that i headed to dessert bar in casa tropicana.

i like the design of the place...

and the sweet service crew..mmm...


the dessert was so tempting that i forgot to take photo of it...=.= a photo of it after i've finished everything...lol...it's caramel banana crêpe,RM8..yummylicious!!!


orange smoothies, RM8...yum yum..

just visit their website lar or go there to taste it yourself..trust me,it's nice...Dessert's Bar

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somehow everything's over. has someone told you before that he promise he won't hurt you anymore but end up hurting you the most??

anyway..here's of what i'm scared of or phobia..
1. meeting up new people
2. beheading of iraq hostages (when i feel like dieting i can watch the videos..)
3. meeting up new people
3. meeting up new people
and the list goes on with the same "meeting up new people" sentence..

hmm...i dunno what to say...

till then...


-i wonder if he knows, he's all about i think at night-

Granc Gala 2008

Granc Gala or Law Night - organized by law students of MMU Malacca. it's not some party for the law's lar..got nothing to do with me..i only have the surname Law but i ain't any law faculty student.
erm..don't have much management or law faculty friends. so just managed to snap a few photos. the performance by comedian Andrew Netto was the best. *thumbs up*


me and yee fan..feel like photoshopping the photos but very lazy cause i don't really photoshop my photos.. =.= so sorry cause need to torture your eyes...


weee~~me and ugendran..


i can play the piano after yee fan taught me on the spot..geng le???


yee fan, andrew netto and me...


me,darren and aya..zhor yong yau pou...hou hang fuk arrrr~ LOL

wish darren and yee fan all the best in tomorrow's micros competition...^^


-I've Built My World Around You, And I Don't Wanna Know What's It Like Without You-

horny

no matter what i'm gonna blog about this. someone's getting really horny..just cool down dawg..

ya i'm referring to you!! the one sticking out your tongue during yum cha session in a horny way and with a horny face.

what happened 10.2035120255698 minutes ago.

Horny guy:phoebe law
Me: yes??
Horny guy:phoebe law siew pei...
Me:yesssss??apa mau??
Horny guy:saya mau itu itu...
Me: =.=ll wtf..what's itu itu??
Richard: WTF!! sound so wrong wei...
Me: =.= sound so horny wei...what the hellllllllllllll.........

okay..that's all for the post...thanks for reading...XD


-put your arms around me, baby, don't ever let go-

meeting strangers

i'm afraid of meeting strangers or net friends. it's not because scared of them kidnapping me or drug me and put me into some prostitution place or even rape me.

it's the high expectation from me. i expect a lot from others. and i assume that they're the same as well. i'm not pretty or cute or any sexy babeh you see on the street. just a normal girl. meeting them up will somehow make me feel that i've disappointed some innocent people in the world again. (lol..world pulak..exaggerate to the max) so it's better not to meet up with net friends, right?

aiyo..actually i've no idea what i wanna write..stuuuupidddd..

listening to : george michael - careless whisper

-by nature, men are nearly alike;by practice,they get to be wide apart-