Friday, May 09, 2008

happy birthday kelvin

kelvin tan turns 21 today...happy birthday boy..sorry that i didn't get anything nice for you but the lacoste perfume..haha..we seldom go shopping together so i don't really know what you like..oh ya...you like dsrl lense...er..abit too expensive for me to buy you one of those right?? haha...



and i saw you like abit speechless with me standing outside of your house at 12am..surprised or too touched?? and sorry didn't get a proper cake for you..just the 2 fruit tarts with 2 candles on each of them...lame..hahahah...anyway..happy birthday again...


random
recently i always dream, guess my brain didn't want to shut down when i sleep. oh wait..let me rephrase my sentence. i mean my brain didn't want to go into standby mode...-___-ll
by the time it shuts down, i think i won't be sitting here blogging already...=.=

last night i dream about me and my sisters. it's something obscene again lar...what the fack right? obscene stuff again..sigh...already not watching porn but all those stupid obscene stuff keep appearing in my dream..damn..then should i continue watching porn then?? but it's SOOOO BLOOODDYY BOOORRRIINNGGGGG!!!!

oh wait..maybe it's because of this article.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josef_Fritzl MACIBAI FUCKER BLOODY OLD MAN..i read the article word by word oghey...i think the authorities should put him into lifetime imprisonment and torture his balls everyday then use a straw or anything to penetrate his urethral opening until it's the size of 50 cents coin..fucker cibai...or maybe cut off his balls and dick then bring him to thailand for transexual surgery so he can fuck no one and instead let other assholes fuck him..fucccckkkkkerrrrrr.....

ok ok back to my dream...i dream that me and my sisters were comparing whose boobs are bigger..and there i was telling them "eh i'm very champion lorhh...mine is the biggest okay...shut the fuck up..." the truth is my second sister got the biggest boobs..sigh...self satisfaction in the dream...bloody hell, dreams will never come true wan lohhh...who said dreams will come true wannnnnn???

okay gotta go now...going for lunch..haha..later...

-Please don't leave me standing with my heart in my hand,I can't last here I'm breaking down-

2 Comments:

Blogger dcdarren said...

give him a dslr camera cap

10:54 am  
Blogger Haruhito said...

"AKIRA~SHOCK~" i used to get chewing gum wrapped with colorful paper as birthday present to my friend, well guess that not bad~ :D

and... =,=" "speechless"

1:31 am  

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