too young for branded stuff

yes! i feel pity for those who are always craving for branded stuff. BCBG,estee lauder,guess,chanel.....fuck all those branded stuff. so what if i cant afford them? don't fucking talk bout branded stuff with me!!! *wana whack ppl*
i admit that once(long time ago) i always go for branded stuff and i can spend 1.2k per month not including rental and so on. sg wang is a nono for me. whenever i go there i just walk one round and ciao. and i alwayse use my mom's lancome and skII stuff. i always go and see branded clothes and i don't and WON'T go shopping whenever there is a mega sale or whatever sale it is.
but now, for me branded stuff are just something that people use to cheat you. yaya..buy lar..branded wan sure better. FUCK IT!!! who said so wan??? you or your or you?? *pointing to everyone* you don't even know how to earn a single penny and you not yet earn your 1st 2k salary and you are going for branded stuff!!!! *slap* so what if you have a lot of branded clothes or shoes or makeups?? fuck it okay?? buy it when you have earned money and show it to everyone. don't show it in your bloggie or kept on telling me bout this brand and that i-dun-wana-know brand. or come and say "ooo..you know that day i saw a guess bag..400 bucks and it's nice" or "ei...you know what..the XXX ar..bought a BCBG skirt for 300 bucks eh..so ex!! chi sin!!" but you yourself bought a lot of miss selfridge rm299 and rm199 skirts and a lot of playboy t-shirt. so don't come telling me XXX and XXX chi sin!!!!

and now i think back and i feel the stupidity for going after branded stuff. so think about what i've said and look at yourself. do you feel proud to be a shopaholic and get to buy a lot of branded stuff?? i feel pity for your parents "uncle and aunty..your daughter dunno how to think wan..she think you r damn rich and so she can spend a lot..i kesian you"

i miss my parents so much now..sob..and i miss my dad's honda civic and mom's cooking. sob..

names

have you ever laugh over some people's name?? you know some people have some erm.."special" names that can make people have a good laugh about it.

for an example FATHIN. it's made of the word FAT and the word THIN. and when you call this name in cantonese it sounds like "fart-thin" which means gone crazy. and when you call that person "oi fart-thin("crazy")~calling you ar!!" it sounds so stupid. =.= and ya..i name one of my hammie fathin cause she always pluck her own fur for no reason. -_-

another name that really made me laugh out loud is ADELINE with the surname KOO or KHOO. you will be wondering why,am i right? haha. you know this name sounded like "ada-lin-ku" in the mixture of malay which is ada("have") and lin-ku which is in cantonese and it means "boobies". so when you call someone "oi ada-lin-ku!!!(oi have boobs!!!)", i'm wondering what will the person answer. maybe she will answer "yes i memang have lin-ku". i know you want to say ... and sweat.

haha..it reminds me of the name CHARLENE KOO or KHOO also. cause i remember once kenny(not kenny sia please) told me that there's a girl name charlene koo went on stage during the graduation and some lecturer or whoever it is called her name "CHA-LIN-KOO" which sounds like "zha lin ku" in cantonese. ZHA means squeeze and lin ku means please refer above lar..don't make me repeat for the second time. it feel so embarrass to have someone call your name "ei squeeze boobs". -__-''

surprise in mamak stall

weee~ got a surprise from the mamak stall roti canai guy-Ali. went to the mamak stall name erm..everyone calls it 4D 'cause it's near to the magnum 4D shop for supper after few hours of databse security reading. so i ordered teh-o-limau panas as usual and roti sardin(rm2.50). after waiting for approximately 20 minutes, my roti sardin finally came and guess what..what left was a roti sardin with one love shape in the middle of it gone..-__-''. one chunk of it gone!!! i was happy at 1st 'cause it's something special but after that i feel a bit sad 'cause one chunk of it gone. haha.. but later on the guy bring another small plate with the other chunk(the love shape) of the roti sardin on it.


tada~ photo of the roti sardin..


hehe..a lil surprise of the night. sometimes something small can make me feel happy for the whole night. and also i don't have to go to some high class place for some expensive food in order to feel happy(i'm not a spoilt brat..yeap yeap). for me, mamak stall with nice food will satisfy me. and by the way, this mamak stall has some special rotis. one of them is roti honda(rm2.50) which has sugar, planta, banana and erm..i forgot what's the ingredient already. sounds weird but it's nice trust me. hehe. and another one is roti sandwich(rm1.80) and roti masala(rm2.50). just in case you don't know what masala is, masala is something like the ingredient you get in curry puff. not yet try it but heard that it's not bad though. thanks ali for the splendid supper. ^_^

guess i'll continue with databse security now and watch the match of ac milan vs liverpool at 3am. hmm..i think liverpool will win. wahahaha.. hope i'm right.

stomachache during exam week

you know it's very the annoying to have your stomach making fun of you during exam week. yeap..i'm having stomachache now. i know you might think tat it's because i have butterflies in stomach but it's not!! now the feeling is like few hundred elephants and few hundred rhinos running around in your stomach and rush to your small intestines and kick your intestines then head for your large intestines and they scrub the wall of the large intestines for more than half an hour and then finally knock at your asshole's door and say "let me go out!! it stinks!!!" ahhh!! give me a break pleaseeeeee!!! it's so suffering to have a pain asshole during exam week. and ya,i think i'm gonna get flu real soon. feel something kinky in my throat and nose. sobsob.

-wish everyone gd luck in the finals-

politicians with no brains

adults..what make a person an adult?? it's the maturity in the speech and thinking that makes a person call an adult. but the members of parliament - Datuk Bung Mokhtar Radin and Datuk Mohd Said Yusof really make people look down on malaysia and also look down on men. heloo..you are members of parliament representing an area, can you think before you talk? CLICK ME

"Mana ada bocor? Batu Gajah pun bocor tiap-tiap bulan juga. (Where is the leak? The Batu Gajah MP also leaks every month.)”

that shows the childishness in your retard sentence. then you are insulting your wife,your daughters, your grand daughters,your mom, your gradma right?? if i am your wife and i am there, i think i'll give you one slap on the face to thank you for insulting all the ladies. feel remorseful? are you sure that you feel remorse? *roll eye* and also admit that it's leaking lar please. tell me which building in malaysia is not leaking wan? i mean government building. all of them are made of polystyrene(i know you want to say so true). now leaking..what if one day the building collapse??god dammit. and also samy vellu, do you really need RM22m for the inspections of all government buildings in putrajaya for defects?? give back my dad 0.000124% of the money please. those money are from the citizens of Malaysia you $&@%#$^#%#!!!!!!

look at the stupid road outside MMU. who design that stupid road?? the whole road is so inconvenient for the students and it's oil consuming to make 1 big turn just to get to MMU do you know that huh?? and after the contruction of the new road, why are there still holes here and there along the so called "new" road???

C.O.O.L B.E.I.N.G B.I.S.E.X.U.A.L

below are something that is not a favour of heterosexism people. but it's bisexual please! not that i am saying i want to become a lesbian. and also, don't be bias towards homosexuals. respect other people's sexual preference you retards.

i don't know why but i find it cool to be bisexual. recently i've been always thinking of becoming one. i know you wanna laugh about it, so laugh it loud please. nowadays i even have girls appearing in my dreams..by this i mean naked girls mind you. is this a sign hinting me to become a bisexual? haha. i really have no idea.

being a bisexual don't mean that i want to fuck those girls okay? kissing is still okay. both get naked on the bed? er..no thanks. haha. homosexual is way too ridiculous for me. living without a guy but with a girl? i don't want fingering only. i know you're gonna say "stupid,there's something call dildo in this world okay? where's your brain at?" so you think dildo will be satisfying? a fake penis? it is so pathetic to only have dildo accompanying your pussy for the rest of your life and besides, i don't like to see other people's pussy for the rest of my life too. so bisexual is just good. so has anyone have friends who are lesbians..maybe you can introduce her to me. hehe.

oh ya..maybe you'll think that i'm joking but i can tell you 101% no joke. i'm serious okay? can't you sense that how serious i am? and also, don't think that my blog is being hacked by some fucking nut hacker. i'm not that famous for people to come and hack my blog and post this up.

changes

People around me are changing, at least i feel that they are. Or is it me that is changing? I wish i could know the answer.
People change, environment change, thoughts change..so many things are changing to something or someone that I don't recognize at all. The world is changing too. For some reason, i wish that the clock will stop ticking, the date,month and year will stop at the very moment so that everything will remain the same old them. I really hate changes but what to do? Everyone will change..but i hope there are something about them that won't change but i know this is impossible.
The thing that i hate to see changing is the wrinkles on my parents' face and the amount of white hair that is increasing year by year that shows the evidence of aging. God, can i turn the clock back to when i was just a small lil kid?Where my mom and dad will still cuddle me in their arms, pamper me, mom bathe me and wipe for me, prepare breakfast for me....There are so many things that i miss, memories that are carved in my head..but they just won't happen again..
People walk in and out of your life. That's the other thing that i don't like. Can't do anything about it can i? Just be strong and move on...that's the only thing that we can do. I know, it's a sad sad world.

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO KELVIN TAN CHAO YI

okay, I know it's my fault for forgetting my heng tai's birthday, my bad. SO SO SO SORRY to Kelvin. I know you've been expecting birthday wish from me but I've disappointed you. Sound so serious hor? And also sound a bit stupid. But really from the bottom of my heart, i feel so guilty~ Sorry for not celebrating with you lar. I know 1 day after your birthday also you are cursing me already wan. haha. Just joking..or izit true?? Don't tell me you curse me to have a lonely 21st birthday on this coming August. Please tell me you never curse me. haha. haiyo..sorry lar..make it until so serious that you post our conversation in your bloggie. I know it's my bad and I'm really so sorry.
Happy Belated Birthday to you lar Kelvin..don't angry larr..sayang la...okla..treat u ice kosong everytime we go out yum cha okay? haha..joking again la.So here's my birthday song for you...

happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to kelvin tan, happy birthday to you~




Sorry again... =(

i'm back from lovely hometown..

Aikksss,finally back in Malacca after 3 hours plus drive(I drove to Kl and Willie drove from Kl to Malacca and Darren was erm..most of the time listening to his mp3 and sleeping). Two words to describe me now- exhausted and sleepy. =.= There was a speed trap on the highway from Ipoh to KL and I thought for sure I'll kena saman cause the policeman stopped me. But instead he asked for driving license and look around and ask am i student and say that i can go. phewww..hak sei ngor larr..lucky lucky.

So this whole study week i was busy erm..busy enjoying myself in my house, busy eating and busy watching tv. muahahaha..And now FINALLY I feel a bit worried about the final exams. hehe. And ya..busy going out with mom to "hang gai gai" and also watched Spiderman 3 in Ipoh. Erm, the movie is not like what I've expected but afterall it's not that boring like some people have said. So I give a B- for it. During this 1 week I get to eat the most expensive honey or should i say so far the most expensive honey which cost RM108 for 500g(i took 1 teaspoon of it every morning and according to mom, it helps to improve the immune system). *vomit blood* SO FREAKING EX but then..it tatse really nice and smooth lar. Bought quite some stuff during this 1 week.

on the left-Nioxin hair shampoo, middle-TNS milk cleanser and on the right-ELGI hair serum (don't bother bout the background pls)

It's the 2nd bottle of Nioxin that i'm using and at 1st i thought it's 30 bucks for the stupid 300ml but mana tau mama told me that it's RM68. *vomit blood x100* BLOOD SUCKING SHAMPOOOO!!! But it's mama who buy for me..so never mind lar. The TNS milk cleanser is so far the cheapest facial cleanser that i bought(RM 63). It smells nice and not bad lar but i still heart Estebel's wan. grrr!! It's the first time i'm using the ELGI thingy and i think it cost 30 bucks and it's not bad too. The 3 bottles below, seriously I'm not sure what are they (1 is multivitamin but the other 2..no idea lar)but i know they are very expensive 'cause the company is in Aussie and they mail it to my house. Postage fee is already 16.20 Aussie dollar means almost RM50 and when i asked my parents how much these few thingy cost they just told me "few hundreds loh" so i have no idea how much. Mom says will help my fragile heart's problem so i must take 1 capsule of each every morning. I'm a good girl so i listen to my mama. XD

Really feel very very happy to be back in Ipoh but now stuck in this cacated place again. geram geram and geram. Feel so uncomfy to come back and face some sakais. Will be moving out from BBU soon. Happy for me and also others but i know for sure someone will say not happy and not good. Who to blame for being the major problem for me to move out? I know you know. hehe.

p/s: sorry to Alvan 'cause i didn't tell you that i'm back in ipoh. And friends in ipoh, guess i'll be seeeing you guys in october.

innocent chicks

A friend of mine called me few days ago and told me that my blog is funny and said that i dare to blog about sex stuff and so on. Er..who why not? I know Malaysians don't really get to have freedom of speech but I'm not talking about racist stuff so why don't dare? So he continued with "not much Malaysia girls dare to say this kinda stuff in their blog or in real life u noe." And i replied him I KNOW (my god, you think I'm stupid?) and I said "u see, singapore gals dare to blog whatever they like.so why can't i be the same?"

Ya, he is so damn true about Malaysian girls. Most Malaysian girls are impostor and hypocrites- they tend to act innocent in front of everyone but acting like a slut in front of the boyfriend and also maneater who makes the boyfriend spend all his money on her that maybe he can't even afford to buy an undie for himself(i know it sounds very pitiful but I'm just exaggerating). On one hand when they see you watching porn, they will go like "ewww...what is tat?y r u guys watching porn??switch it off la!!" or she'll go running around in the house searching for the boyfriend and telling the boyfriend how perverted we are. On the other hand, they'll be watching porn when there's no one around or even clicking on the naked woman's images when everyone's sleeping. *roll eye* Don't they know the meaning "guang ming zhen da"(which means do things in front of people and don't hide)???

STOP ACTING INNOCENT LAR DUMBASS!!! AND YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT INNOCENT PLEASSEEE! WITH A BODY SO ENORMOUSLY,TREMENDOUSLY HUGE AND MASSIVE AND YOU WANA ACT INNOCENT! YOUR ARE NO LONGER A 3 FEET TALL KID OKAY?????

Sick of this kinda girls. I've seen a lot of them and it's getting very sickening. *barf* Who cares if you are watching porn or talking anything related to sex? *roll eyes* People like you might be the one who go and rape some innocent guys walking behind some dark shop lots lane! *rolling on the floor laughing* Who knows one day it'll be the turn of girls to rape guys. Haha! Anyway just kidding.

p/s: this post is not referring to anyone and IF you do FEEL something bout it, i think it's time for you to change your so called i-wanna-act-innocent-perspective. And i know some girls might think this post is not about you, but who knows it is.

p/s: And also to all the boyfriends of i'm-100%-innocent girls, maybe you think your gf is not this type of girls, but try to ask around and you might get some surprises - Such as your so called innocent gf who claims to be a virgin has lose her virginity long time ago but still, you think you are the 1st one who fuck her. Oh ya, before i forget, maybe her asshole is no longer a "virgin". *wicked laugh* Who knows.

weird kid

you know when you were small, sure you will think and wonder about a lot of stupid stupid thing and also throwing some stupid stupid questions at your parents or teacher. so i remember when i was a kid, i used to think about a lot of weird stuff and saying a lot of unbelievable stuff. so here's a list of weird and funny thoughts i had when i was a kid(i think when i was 4-7 years old)

1. i thought that human won't die coz we are born to live but not to die. why do i think this way? coz you know lar..when someone in a movie die they can still appear in another movie. so i thought humans are so power lar..won't die wan. so when i finally know the truth that human will die someday when they are old enough, i felt miserable and i cried every night without my parents knowing bout it. stupid hor? i know i was a retarded kid. wahaha..reason why i cry is because i'm scared of losing something very important which is my parents. i used to think about suicide if one day my parents leave me to go somewhere far away and there's no point of living anymore. >.<

2. every night i keep on thinking bout afterlife and where will dead people go.

3. before i sleep i will think- do heaven and hell exist?(someone told me that there's no such thing as heaven or hell. and god is just something that humans have created to hypnotize ourselves. maybe that's true but we won't know it unless we die right?touch wood touch wood..choi!!!) what if there's no such thing? then when i die my soul will be looking at my own corpse. and how does it feel like to die? i mean i am not scared to die but i am afraid of something else.

4. the most incredible and unbelievable thing that I've told my mom was "mama, i want to marry an ang moh. i don't want chinese husband. " i remember i kept on telling this to my mom for quite some time. reason why i like ang moh? coz they are handsome and because i always watch ang moh movie when i was small.

there's still a lot of stupid stuff lar but the list is too long to blog. so to make things simpler, i just write down the top 4. hehe. don't laugh at me when you read this post please.and DON'T TELL ME YOU ARE NOT A JERK WHEN YOU WERE SMALL!!!!!